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Posted: May 30, 2014, 9:21 AM
Trolls come in various forms............just saying
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Posted: May 30, 2014, 10:02 AM
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Cowboy Rules (I'm absolutely CERTAIN someone will insist on arguing): 1. Don't squat with your spurs on. 2. Don't mess with something that ain't bothering you. 3. If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop digging. 4. The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets the harder it is to swallow. 5. If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around. 6. Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's crucial to know what it was. 7. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 8. Just because trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit. 9. Never get into a stinking match with a skunk. 10. Deja Moo -- I think I've heard this bull before. 11. Never ask how stupid someone is because they will turn around and show you. 12. It is better to keep your mouth shut and look stupid than open it and remove all doubt. 13. If it doesn't seem to be worth the effort it probably isn't. 14. It doesn't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. 15. Never ask a barber if you need a haircut. 16. Don't worry about biting off more than you can chew... Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger than you think it is... 17. Always drink upstream fro the herd. 18. Generally, you're learning nothing when your mouth is moving. 19. Letting a cat out of the bag is a lot easier than putting it back. and last but not least: 20. The biggest trouble maker you'll ever have to deal with watches you brush your teeth every morning. -------------------- Faith is not belief without proof, but trust without reservation. | ||
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Posted: May 30, 2014, 2:14 PM
WOW!!!
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